Dancinng is a vertical expression of a horizontal lust.

(graffiti)

Life is a sexual infection where the ratio of death is 100%

(R.D.Laing, psychiatrist)

The big nationts behave like gangsters... The litle ones behave like bitches.

(S.Kubrick, director)

The only, socially acceptable way of the suicide is working till death.

(NET)

I'm fascinated by the work! I'd be able to sit down and watch it for long, long hours.

(J.K.Jerome, writer)

We call something poetry if the lines don't reach the margins.

(found in a student's exam)

You're watching an opera if the stained guy doesn't bleed but sings.

(L.Armstrong, musician)

I think sex is better than logics, but I can't give evidence to it...

(graffiti)

If you call god, you are religius. If got calls you, you're a maniac.

(T. Szasz, psychiatrist)

The Big Bang's theory: At first, there was the nothing, which exploded.

(Ede Teller, atomic researcher)

DO NOT STEAL! Goverment hates the competition.

(graffiti)

The computer looks like the god: several rules, but no compassion.

(J.Campbell, programmer)

The amateurs build a bark. The pros build Titanic.

(NET)

Scientist have observed that people who support capital punishment are against abortion. It's a typical angler-view: until it's small, throw it back, we'll fish it out when it'll be big enough.

(E.Boosler, comedian)

I don't know what weapon will we use in the third world war, but in the fourth we'll use the stone axe.

(A.Einstein, atomic researcher-natural philosopher)

It's true that the kid is naughty, but it's good for tax preference.

(graffiti)